GTL and T-Shirt Time

Ok so I have been MIA again in the blogging world.....why? Because I got sucked into The Jersey Shore. Yes yes, I know. Why? Well I watched one episode out of curiosity and guess what. It's like a car crash that you just cannot look away from. Much like my obsession had been with The Hills, I had to watch every previous episode so I knew what I was watching. Gasp, dare I say it....I loved it. So much better than The Hills. Sure sure you have your obligatory girly drama (Ron and Sam) who do nothing but fight and the make up with each other. But you also have the mix of guy humor in there as well. Not to mention the abundance of acronyms. So here is an abbreviated version of the shows characters:

DJ Pauly D: The fun loving, yet crazy DJ who likes to party and pick up girls with his boys Mike and Vinny (the coined the acronym M.V.P. to describe going out) With his signature blowout and TONS of hair gel and tats, he seems to have no issue getting the girls. Even though most are "Grenades" (definition: Ugly Girl)

Mike "The Situation": We all know this guy, but he is basically the S&!T stirrer in the house. Where ever there is drama lurking, Mike seems to find a way to blow it into a giant fight, which of course we all love to watch. He also is the cook of the house and the all-time KING of grenade finders. Had a thing for Sammy Sweetheart first season, yet now they hate each other.....much more info than that, but too much for blogging.

Vinny: (My favorite character) Vinny is sweet, and caring. Always there for the roommates, and just a good guy. Won't take just any girl home, and has high "standards." According to him. Well that whole Snooki thing still has me a little bothered but that's neither here nor there. I have watched him grow into a confident character over the seasons.

Ronnie: The guy we love to hate and feel sorry for. His up and down relationship with Sam is what we all tune in for. Their constant bickering is something that we all just want to see to make us feel better about our boring daily lives. Other than a brief stint in Miami, I really don't know anything about this character outside his relationship problems.

These guys have coined 3 terms:

GTL which stands for Gym, Tanning and Laundry....because you can't get chicks if your not fit so you must go to the gym. You can't get chicks if your white so you must tan either real, tanning bed, or spray tan. And you can't get chicks if your clothes look bad, so you must wash and make sure that the clothes look good.

T-Shirt Time: Which is why the guys are constanlty seen in wife beaters because the wait until this specific time to actually get dressed so that they look perfect when they go to the clubs.

F.P.C - Fistpump Pushup Chapstick.....more on this below.

Jenni "JWOWW": Jenni is the chick that you don't want to mess with in the house (except that Sammy does) and she is most famous for her huge tatas and the outfits she puts on them. I think those babies have seen more sun than my face! Hehe. She loves her girls and will do anything for them.

Sammy "The Sweetest B!$&H You'll ever Meet": Her relationship with Ron is what we tune in for, but frankly this chick is annoying!!!!! Despite everything Ron has done and what she has done to him, they still find it necessary to keep getting back together.....way to keep the ratings M.T.V.

Nicole "Snooki":  She is the crazy party girl that love to drink and "Smush" (have sex). We have seen time and time again her "Cooka" (vagina) and she is just the type that you love to watch just to see what she is going to do next. Her on and off relationships with boyfriends and Vinny are ratings gold because we just want to see who the next hookup is with.

Angelina "The C&*K Block": She can also be described as the female version of Mike. Likes to cause unnessecary drama just to see what happens.  She is no longer a part of the show.

Deena "The guys girl": Deena coined herself a "Blast in a Glass" season 3, and she for sure is a girl who likes to party. Likes to drink, and fall over. A LOT! She's not "easy" but will makeout with just about anyone.....including Snooki.

There you have it. A brief description of all the characters. We all know that M.T.V. is at the top of the reality t.v. show list for drama and we love to tune in just to see what they have in store for us. Can't wait until Thursday. Here is my favorite scene and the coined phrase F.P.C.